New Jersey. Home of the oil refineries, random beautiful foliage, and white trash bitches, where the uber conservative, rude and ill-mannered racist assholes subside.
So that was my weekend albeit I only went out for a few hours Friday night and didn't leave my house Saturday. This is what I experience in a mere, give or take, 7-8 hours. Went home to sleep which I did not successfully do because there wasn't enough time in a day. Haah.
Went to see Austin at his crib near Rutgers. It's pretty nice. He lives with a roommate and his brobro comes to visit on occasion. If any of you Rutgers boys needs a place to stay, lemme know, I'll ask him for you. Anyways, he brought me to a Wawa. I didn't know what that was. I've heard of it and think I've passed one a while back but I've never went in. Anyway, digression. Um, yeah. So we went in. I had a coke slushie. Oh, how I miss thee. I forgot how good they tasted. The cashier was an asshole. I say one simple thing and here comes some fucking attitude. Great. He looked at us funny when we approached the register. Yes, we are of asian descent. Go fuck yourself.
Went to say hi at Kevin's crib. It's much nicer without 50 million people in it. I also realized boys still smell bad. Whew. Twas fun. I heard this story about this girl, who will remain unnamed. She wants to date this boy, we (meaning me and almost everyone we know) think she wants to be his wifey because he'll be a successful entrepreneur. He's a big dreamer. I envy him. Anyway, he sat down and talked to her and basically said, you're a big ho, I don't like hos. The end. I pretty much died then. Twas a great story.
So then I went home, slept til 1 the next day. Didn't leave my house all of Saturday, then slept til 11 on Sunday and came back to NY. People in Chinatown are such assholes. They just push and shove and push and shove and yell at you when they push YOU. Assholes. I hate them all. Chinese people suck.
Currently watching new Family Guy. So far so good. I need to sleep. It's only 9. I think I will and do HW tomorrow morning. Yeahhhh. WTF wait. Why doesn't NYU have Columbus day off? WEIRD. I hate it. I need to sleeep.
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